Monday, January 24, 2005

My article @ JTW -

France: “Erdogan should bring a stone from the Moon”

Source:JTW

View: Baris Sanli, Analyst at ISRO

I am a nice person, a logical one,at least my friends call me so, but even I can not understand French. Probably NASA should set up a research team and send a shuttle to France, communicate with Chirac, also with Armenians. You can blame me for speaking nonsense but please try to understand all this French opposition from a Turk’s perspective.

There is a joke about Turkey’s membership to the EU. Bulgaria, Romania and Turkey came to the doors of the EU commission. First the President of Bulgaria enters to the commission.

Commission says:

“Ok, Mr. President. We will ask you a question. If you know, we will take you to the EU”

President of Bulgaria replies:

“Ok, I am ready”

They ask:

“Tell us the name of the Japanese city where atomic bomb first exploded”

The President answered :

“Hiroshima”

and he passed the questioning and his country hopefully joins to the EU.

When it was Romania’s turn, they asked the year when the atomic bomb exploded in “Hiroshima”.

President of Romania answered the question right with the answer year 1945. Hopefully again, Romania joined the EU.

When Tayyip Erdogan, Turkish Leader came, the Commission welcomed him, and said
“Ok, now, your question, If you answer this question in 5 minutes, we will accept Turkey to the EU”

Mr. Erdogan said:

“I am ready, I worked hard for the last 45 years, day and night, you can ask me any question”

Commission asked the question:

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